My lunch is gross today which is why I wanted to post it. I'm having a turkey sandwich. The gross part is that I hate cheap wheat bread, which is what the turkey is on. And I don't mean that I just don't like it - I mean I really hate the taste of it. (It is currently 2nd on my list of foods that I hate but occasionally eat. The first is anything with banana flavor including bananas. And sometimes I force myself to eat bananas because they are good for me which is where the hatred of them came from) And even worse than that is the fact that the two pieces of bread are the end pieces. They're all hard and burned-tasting.

Chevy, I can't believe you ate a salad quietly while you were on the phone. That's impressive.

I had three hummus and veggie corn tortillas and two hummus and salsa tortillas. and a thing of key lime yogurt, which i think is kind of disturbing tasting. like you're just eating the fillings out of pies.

i had half an amy's cheese pizza. tre delish.

today i had a chicken carboron (or something like that) sandwhich from quiznos. i'm not a huge fan of quiznos but we have on across the street from work and i had a $2 off any sandwhich coupon.

i had a dumb salad. its not interesting enough to write about, but i hate when no one posts for awhile. i was in a hurry and had to eat it as quietly as i could while on the phone.

Subway 6" veggie on white. Barbecue chips and a mountain dew. There's a BBQ place here in Portland that makes ketchup-based BBQ. The pork sandwich grosses me out, but they have great beans and rice and mac and cheese. I went there on Sunday to get a sweet tea, because that's good too, but this time it tasted like somebody peed in it or something. It was awful. It might have burned me from sweet tea for quite awhile. I've never had tea that sweet - it made my stomach hurt.

i went home and had left over pizza again today.

today it was a gyro and some falafel balls. i actually ate lunch before 2:00 PM for the first time in about a week and a half. this felt awfully nice for a change.

so i attempted something close to gluten free. I had 2 corn tortillas with turkey and cheddar and mushrooms, and corn tortilla chips with some salsa i made with cider vinegar to make it GF. with cheddar cheese and sour cream. Im not so sure that Sour cream is okay, and the cheese and turkey might have some wheaty preservative in it. I bought them pre doctors visit so i dont know. and the canned tomatoes i used might be wheaty. I dont have time for this shit. or the money. i need a fucking personal chef to deal with this bullshit.

two double decker tacos from taco bell. i spell checked that.

i wanted soup really bad so i broke down and went to the place that murdered me with gross chicken salad. i got a turkey sandwich and butternut squash soup. the soup was gross and tasted like baby food. total rip. i was so pissed i ate the bread. ( but it was multigrain so its ok.)

i was snowing pretty good out today so i stayed in the office building and got a sandwhich from downstairs. turykey, leetuce avacado, tomato (which i too off), bacon and mayo on a big cresaunt.

i met up with chesty and a girl from her office at souper salad. i didnt want to go there but i had nothing bettter to suggest. i had salad. but im starving for cookies ... i found a SBD friendly recipe for choc.chip peanut butter cookies im gonna try out tonite.

In case you were tempted, do NOT buy the UTZ's chunky cheddar pretzels. I dont remember what they are really called actually. They are N-AAASTY. I had those, the ginger snaps that come in those brown bags at the grocery store, a turkey "wrap" and an orange. Once again, this outlet has reminded me why i love this blog. Because i can talk shit about all the food/food places that do me wrong. Take that cheddar utz, you suck. (I love utz' salt and pepper potato chips though.)

another naked fajita today.

i had two slices of NY style sweet sausage pizza. a bit too greasey but good none the less.

I had 3 ground turkey and bean tacos and 2 rib and bean tacos. wonderful.

i brought the fajita fixins from last night over to my moms and we had big fajita salads. it was delish. i was decadent and bought the pre shredded ice burg, like you get at sub shops.

i'm ready to blow up because i just took myself out to my new favorite place: todai sushi buffet. ok, yeah, i know a sushi buffet might sound kind of raunchy, but it's actually rather fabulous. there's tons of non-raw-fish asian food, as well as all sorts of salads, a smiling man with a gold tooth who makes crepes and says "mmmm, tasty" when he hands one to you, and a cute section of bite sized desserts like mocha cake, white chocolate and almond tart, creme puffs and more. i totally pigged out on the sushi, the tempura, the "mmmm, tasty" crepe and some desserts. (p.s. sorry i haven't been posting lately. you know, crap to do and all. you understand. but i must add, food in new york city is both delish and affordable.)

today i had a philly steak sandwhich and a big ol' thing o' fries. the fries were particularly good cause i mixed tobasco in with the ketchup. mmmmm.

me and adrienne went to atlanta bread company. it wouldnt be my choice, but that place isnt so gross. my cousin works there and we saw her. it was a shock since shes in highschool and shoulda been in school if you ask me. anyway i really wanted the panini but of course had the grilled chicken salad and a bowl of veggie chili.

i had a hamburger and a coke. the hamburger was super greasey with mushrooms, swiss, sauted onions and mayonaise. apparently i'm the only one who eats lunch anymore.

Today I went home for lunch. I had 4 slices of left over pizza from dinner last night.

i went downstairs and got a chicken wrap. i ate it at my desk cause i wanted to feel productive.